I thought it would be interesting to look back on the year when it comes to my orgasms vs. my wife's orgasms. Being in a sexual relationship where the wife's satisfaction is the only thing that matters, I like to see the ratios. Breaking the year down into quarters, and then giving a final tally at the end of the year seems most appropriate.
This first quarter of the year, I totaled five orgasms. I had intercourse one time at the beginning of the year, three orgasms by way of authorized masturbation, and one authorized accident. My wife has enjoyed eleven orgasms during the first quarter, at least with me performing on her. She says she's not much of a masturbator by herself. All I can do is take her word on it, although it is none of my business what she does without me so I leave it at that. So the total for this quarter is 11:5.
I hope and think that this first quarter of the year is the exception to the rule. There were a lot of things going on regarding work for both of us, so there wasn't as much time as usual to pleasure my wife the way we are used to. Things on that front are starting to wind down, so I think the ratio will be tilted a lot more in her favor in the second quarter.